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When Graphic Artists Get Bored

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 00:05:36 GMT

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Clip Source: youtube.com

When Graphic Artists Get Bored

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Tags: art, animation, artists, video, youtube, creative

Are You Being Ripped Off?

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 00:01:04 GMT

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clipper's remarks: i'm gonna do this to every dollar i get :]

Clip Source: www.de-noted.com

A big thankyou to the first pioneers who submitted the hundful of offerings below! most appreciated. One thing i can see already is a bit of confusion as to the message. My idea was to base messages around questions, somethign that solicits a response from the current owner at the time, and there are a number which are statements. Now i’m too chuffed to have received any to not post them, and if enough people think it is better to have a wider criteria, then i won’t stand in your way! Thanks again!

Clip Source: www.de-noted.com

Tags: funny, money, buy, writing, bored, 476, 1452

Good To Know Facts

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:32:18 GMT

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Clip Source: funny2.com

As you age, your eye color gets lighter.

The province of Alberta, Canada is completely free of rats.

It takes approximately 12 hours for food to entirely digest.

There is enough fuel in a full tank of a jumbo jet to drive an average car four times around the world.

Hawaii is moving toward Japan 4 inches every year.

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.

There are more living organisms on the skin of a single human being than there are human beings on the surface of the earth.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

Abraham Lincoln's dog, Fido, was assassinated too.

Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication.

A private elementary school in Alexandria, Virginia, accidentally served margaritas to its schoolchildren, thinking it was limeade.

Tags: facts, read, learning, bored, funny, haha, 476, 1452

Fever of Monday

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:57:34 GMT

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Clip Source: youtube.com

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Fear, stress, solitude, work pressure. They can cause serious upheavals. Panic, paranoia, insomnia, are some symptom, that probably you can feel Monday just before the dawn

Tags: stop motion, youtube, video, art, animation, fever of monday, fever, bored

Fun with... Hotels

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:17:18 GMT

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Clip Source: www.funforever.net

Tags: funny, hotel, cool, bored, humor, pizza

The Advantages of NOT studying

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:10:27 GMT

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clipper's remarks: make it bigger so you can read em, pretty funny!

Clip Source: www.scribd.com

Description: If you don't study... may as well be a little creative.

Tags: funny, school, pictures, teacher, homework, smart, ass, study, bored

WORDSPINNING

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:04:05 GMT

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Clip Source: kamiam.com

WORDSPINNING
By Kate Woods
Literary Artist

WORDSPINNING is a gyration in my head,
Its there when I wake-up in the morning,
And its there when I go to bed.
I think that I want to write one thing,
And something else is there instead.
And I know it's important to say what I mean,
And to mean exactly what I say,
Even if it takes me all of the night and also all of the day.
Round and round the words spin through my brain,
Just like a speeding high-balling train.
And whether I'm spinning under the sun,
Or under the moon and the stars,
I treasure the words that are spinning in my head,
As the enlightening gift that they are.
I scribe them, write them, type them, say them,
As complete thoughts or only in part,
As the words that keep spinning in my head,
Bring me joy from the bottom to the top of my heart.
They are my creative gift to myself and the world,
WORDSPINNING IS MY ART.

"I Aspire to Inspire"

Tags: creativity, creative, wordspinning, kate woods, literary, literature, artist, poem

Enlarge Your Penis!

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:02:15 GMT

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clipper's remarks: 2 minute video

Clip Source: youtube.com

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Tags: dick, penis, surgery, enlarge, large, doctor, plastic, video, youtube

Andy Dick - Bush Speechwriter

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:58:10 GMT

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clipper's remarks: I know your tired of all this bush shit, but this is something you can't miss. Andy Dick's best, I believe

Clip Source: youtube.com

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Tags: bush, bush administration, funny, humor, andy dick, speech, president, video, comedy

10 Things Thats Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn - by Dave Barry

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:04:15 GMT

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Clip Source: www.lucidcafe.com

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

Never lick a steak knife.

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

Your friends love you anyway.

Tags: top 10, top, thing, thingy, thinking, life, love, learning, 476, 1452, lists, literature, creative, funny, laugh

Become a Lie Detector

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:17:06 GMT

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Clip Source: www.blifaloo.com

Warning: Sometimes Ignorance is bliss; after gaining this knowledge, you may be hurt when it is obvious that someone is lying to you.

• A liar will use your words to make answer a question. When asked, “Did you eat the last cookie?” The liar answers, “No, I did not eat the last cookie.”

• Gestures/expressions don’t match the verbal statement, such as frowning when saying “I love you.”

• Physical expression will be limited and stiff, with few arm and hand movements. Hand, arm and leg movement are toward their own body the liar takes up less space.

• A liar might unconsciously place objects (book, coffee cup, etc.) between themselves and you.

• The guilty person may speak more than natural, adding unnecessary details to convince you... they are not comfortable with silence or pauses in the conversation.

Tags: lies, learning, funny, hacks, information, lie detector, technique, expert, fun, signs, 1452, 476

the Japanese are just so darn creative!

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:45:41 GMT

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Clip Source: tochka.jp

Tags: show, artistic, artsy, art, clip, movie, video, creative, project, lighting, light, doodle, thingy